I used to say we're an alliance of gamers and blah, blah, blah. It's hogwash. We been together too many months and we're like family. Just not like normal families. Freak shows pay money to see us because we are exotic. Our Women of the WarMongers say things that make truckers blush. I think about all my guild mates, and there ain't one of us right in the head. We're running 60/40 casual to hardcore mix for better horsepower. We've got high school students through grad students. Models and television producers, stock brokers and shelf stockers, community developers and people helping developing countries, military wo/men, pro gamers, game programmers and I think one serial killer. But we all love each other...like 3rd cousins so it's legal, I think.
Did I mention we are sexy?
Now Recruiting!
WarMongers is recruiting. If you wish to submit an application to join this band of crazy people please click HERE to do so. All the information you need is supplied there.
WarMongers are recruiting for WAR (Order-Pheonix Throne/Destruction-Skull Throne) and for the up coming games: Jumpgate: Evolution, All Points Bulletin, and Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Thanks and Good Luck.
The War for Charity
The WarMongers fundraises for charity organizations and will be active in many "real world" ventures.
Presently the WarMongers are waging war on children's cancer. Help them to help out as all profits from donations at this site and from our gear store will be fowarded to the The For the Win Fund. Charities may change as the need arises to help out in situations of natural disaster and otherwise. Our last action helped to raise over $25,000 for Aquaverde to help plant trees in the Amazon Rainforest.
The War Stores
Go purchase them UBER PHAT LEWTS! WarMongers has teamed up with some pretty large companies to not only bring you discounts, but a percentage of every purchase will be donated to the charity The For the Win Fund. Discount Gaming Computers, Games, Movies, CDs, TVs you name it we have it cheap. Buy what you need and help those less fortunate. This is too easy!
It was found that people who use forex were 100% more likely to have sex with dead animals of the same sex, then people who actually have sex with dead animals.
When asked why they do it, a guest to the forums had this to say:
GheyForexSpammerOnAGamerSite wrote:
It feels better then humping my mom.
We asked the experts and they agreed. Forex Spammer's mom is a pretty crappy lay.
Osy was asked the release date on the Gorgeous Gamers forums, people were shocked with a quoted answer from a developer at Bioware...from almost 2 years ago.
Osyshnir on Gorgeous Gamers wrote:
Quote from twiz:
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Any idea when this game is gonna be released osy?
Wow, Bioware hasn't even dared to speculate on this since they announced that they are making Star Wars: The Old Republic. BUT...
Now see, for most of us, SW:TOR has only just entered production...but this is not the case. Some of us knew Bioware was onto some MMO project many years ago per job postings and such. (Yeah many gamers dig that deep.) So we'll go back to a June 11th, 2007 article from Information Week. It's with Bioware about a new networking solution that they will be using for what was then an unnamed MMO. The article is with Bill Dalton, the Tech Director at Bioware.
And I quote:
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"BioWare has not announced the name or described the nature of its online game, but Dalton said it will be launched in 2009."
Dun dun duuunnnnn....
Sorry to out you like that Bill. This is why Devs just generally tell me shit rather then hide, and why they get me in Alphas. If they can NDA me, I can't talk.
Oh and in a 2008 EA Stock Conference CEO John Riccitello was referring to a list of 15 new intellectual properties in the publisher's pipeline when he let this slip:
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"It's giving us strong new entries in online. For example, we're funding the MMO in Austin, which is helping us a lot." He went on to state that the MMO is slated for fiscal 2010/11 (i.e. between April 1st 2010 and March 31st 2011).
Next problem is, will it come out in the middle of the cluster fuck of Jumpgate:Evolution, Secret World, Fallen Earth, Black Prophecy, Stargate Worlds, Huxley, Earthrise, Mechscape, The Agency, Global Agenda, Champions Online and DC Universe, all of which could be out this year or the beginning of next.
I guess it's not so much my feelings about the forums themselves, but more a tribute to the hard work of the posters there. This is for you, the Official WAR Forums Posters and your general feelings about the changes coming to your class in 1.2.
And I would like to thank everyone who posts in those forums for making this possible. Here's a Kleenex.
Hi-Rez StudiosTM, an independent developer of online entertainment, congratulated the WarMongers for being one of the first guilds allowed into the Alpha program of their debut title. Global AgendaTM will be a mission-based action MMORPG using Unreal® Engine 3, set in a near future world of espionage and tactical covert operations. It has been in development for over two years by a team of industry veterans. It features fast-paced ranged and close combat, RPG-style character progression, solo or cooperative team missions, and competitive play on a massive scale between player-created agencies.
A departure from the traditional online settings of high fantasy, outer space, or military, Global Agenda is set on 22nd century Earth. An invisible war is fought not with armies, but with elite teams of highly trained and well-equipped special agents, where technology is a race, knowledge is power, and everyone has an agenda.
"We want to provide players an engaging, next-generation tactical combat experience, but within the context of a single, evolving, massively multiplayer online world where actions have consequences", says Todd Harris, COO of Hi-Rez Studios. "Player-created agencies, with the right strategy and skill, can have a very real impact on each other and the world itself."
Key Planned Features
* Create, extensively customize, and develop an agent character that is unique within the world. Protect your secret identity through covert activity while increasing your skills and influence.
* Join a player-created agency, compete in a technology race for advanced weaponry, and advance your own agenda.
* Engage in solo, co-op, and team objective-based missions against non-player and other player-created agencies.
* Experience a dynamic world of espionage and intrigue, where in-game events and locations are influenced by the actions of players and agencies.
"Hi-Rez has some brilliant ideas and we want to help them to make it work", said Osyshnir, Leader of the WarMongers. "All gamers want to leave a footprint in a game that will be played for years to come."
